Hi. I'm dumb.

Got stuck behind this gross monster on the way home from work yesterday. And I’m not one of these anti-SUV cats, either. It’s a free market, buy whatever you want, gas cylinder-wise. Having said that, I think it’s dumb and silly when you have the money to spend and you buy something like THIS.

GROSS! Even the steering wheel was yellow. Yeah, yeah, you’re an Army Ranger, you can sever my spine using only a piece of your toenail. I get it. But you still look like a flame driving this thing, of your own volition, down the street.