What the???

So I walk into the men's room today at work and I nearly jump out of my Stan Smiths at the sight of this:

It freaked me out for a second because it looks, well, like some sort of really nasty implement. I immediately wondered what it was and why in the HELL it is on the bathroom counter. And where, exactly, is that pointy thing supposed to go? Years ago, we had a wheelchair-bound fella in the office (he was loaded and drove his Camaro into a tree, killing his best friend and fucking himself up for life; issue empathy at your discretion) and being in the bathroom with him at the same time was bizarre. You would hear him in the stall trying to take apart his colostomy bag, grunting and griping, shifting around, banging it off the side of the wall, it sounded like he was wrestling a grizzly bear in there. So I saw this and kind of froze until I realized it was only the refill bag and nozzle for the soap dispenser.